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children in Brooklyn who wear tight pants, no socks, and
think mama is gonna pay for their japanology textbook again next
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i think we should do the gamestop stocks meme that caused a $2 billion bailout more often. i think we should cause a stock market crash as a funny meme
does anybody want to trick some investing firms into buying tumblr stock
I think what made the Mythbusters special was this: of course they would always ask, and test, “could the circumstances of the myth produce the described result?” but they ALSO always took the extra step to “under what circumstances, no matter how extreme, could the described result be achieved? ” and it was fucking spectacular every time
Remember the time they vaporized a cement truck just because they could
Yeah and they weren’t allowed to use that quarry anymore after that episode because the shockwave from the blast shattered windows like 10 miles away. The Mythbusters were batshit insane and 12 yo me absolutely loved it
Reminder, the circumstances were: “can explosives be used to blast hardened concrete out of a cement truck”.
They accidentally over shot it.
more specifically, they tested the myth as described (a single stick of dynamite used to break up dried cement to ease removal) and when it didn’t work they moved on to “how powerful an explosion would we need to break up the hardened cement” and that’s when they overshot and disintegrated the truck
god i hope reddit crashes the fucking economy. like i want it in flames because of a bunch of 19 year olds who are just like ‘hehe stonks go brrrrr’ while they shovel cereal into their mouths bare handed in front of their dual monitor setup, one of which is playing family guy funny moments #42
Dude I’m sorry this take sucks. This is not at ALL what is happening. I’m absolutely begging you guys to put aside your blanket dislike of reddit (there’s as much variety in “"redditors”“ as there are on tumblr you guys come on, use your heads) and actually research what’s happening. Yes this is funny, it’s SUPER funny I agree, but calling this whole thing a joke like this is playing into the propoganda machine!! News giants are trying to convince the public it’s a joke and it’s being done by basement dwellers because that ultimately helps them. By spreading this rhetoric you’re hurting the cause. It’s a CAUSE. You guys. YOU GUYS. Like do you understand what’s happening right now? This is the biggest stock market event that has happened.. basically ever. At least in our lifetimes. If everyone holding GME holds their ground, it’s going to change the entire landscape of the stock market. Wall street billionaires are going bankrupt. The bank will have to bail them out because they’re gonna go belly up. And when the banks don’t have enough money to cover their losses back to the GME investors, then the american government is going to be bailing the banks out…. And that’s billions of dollars out of the hands of the ultra rich and directly into the hands of the poor and middle classes.
Like. This is outright class warfare happening in america and yes the jokes are funny but some of them are going too far. You all need to acknowledge what is happening right now and how important it is. We’re not crashing the economy at all, we are eating the rich.
Yeah please stay off omegle. I was one of the kids that thought oh haha I’m going to mess with people on there. Nah don’t. Just don’t that place is unsafe and it’s not somewhere anyone should really be.